California Crack-Cocaine

Names Derick, friends call me D.
I live in Spokane, WA.
I love food, and if you love food we will be friends. My email is iwantcake13@yahoo.com.
I'm not fat. 6'1" 155 lbs, just fyi.

"Tremendous things are in store for you! Many tasty treats await you! Inside this scrumdiddlyumptious package you will find mystic and marvelous surprises that will entrance, intrigue & delight you beyond measure. So don't just stand there with your mouth open, go on, feed your imaginiation." -Wonka
koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

(Source: 9gag, via rimjobssible)